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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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lifehackable:

maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit

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